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Capitalism breeds innovation (hexbear.net)

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have a vision of the future:

My therapy AI raised the subscription fee, so I started to use the Starbucks Coffee Selection AI as it was based on the same LLM. Starbucks shut it down because it started to recommend people drink lattes to improve their anxiety. Everyone is now using the Michelin Tire Customer Support AI for therapy, you just have to pepper in random questions about tires so it doesn't shut you out.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i keep having falling dreams that have me waking up in a cold sweat. my partner says i was screaming

chatbot: .....

oh and in the falling dreams there are offroad radial axis tires

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What tires are best for off-road winter conditions, and why am I depressed?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You may be experiencing something known as “Seasonal Depression”. Luckily, our All Season Goodyear Tires are on a special sale and are guaranteed to get you out that ditch and back on track! Just text “RE-TIRE ME” to 1-800-MICHELIN

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lots of people have lots of (good) reasons for being on Lemmy but I'm here for shit like this

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

a-little-trolling We have the best posters, folks. Many people are saying this.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

For hexbear? Yeah me too