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Rest in Piss, Chuck!! ๐Ÿฆ€ ๐Ÿฆ€ ๐Ÿฆ€ ๐Ÿฆ€

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[โ€“] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm starting to think wishing for his death makes him stronger

He feeds on our hatred

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

Our hatred and a freezer full of Vietnamese and Cambodian blood

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

He feeds on our hatred

I sure hope not. Or Kissinger Protein Puddle 34038-0AX Sub-Group 903-2 DoubleBeta will still exist when the sun goes supernova.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

my other theory is that he asked the powers beyond the veil for immortality in a ritual powered by the immense blood sacrifice of southeast Asians, but he forgot to ask for eternal youth

so there are multiple routes to a protein puddle at the end of the solar system

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My personal theory is that he is currently being punished by having his greatest victory, the Sino-Soviet split, be reversed in front of his very eyes, and he has no power to stop any of it. The birth of the multipolar world will be the thing that finally lets him die.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Well fuck. Less than 12 hours after posting this, the fucker finally dies at the spry age of 100. Maybe I need to talk about more evil fucks in this way, just so the universe kills them to spite me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I keep telling you people Kissenger is the only one alive today who will live to see global communism

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Well don't you feel silly?

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You did it! You willed it into existence

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

REALITY: LATHED

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

maybe Kissinger's phylactery was Charlie Munger