this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2023
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Q: What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
A: You can't milk a cow for 22 years.
*"you can only milk a cow for 10 years" if you want agrcultural accuracy as part of your joke
Fair enough.
From my last job, US factory dairy cows only go for about 4-5 years before they are turned into burgers.
Also I usually get the years part mixed up because God damn has it been 22 years?
No hate just trying to elevate your 9-11 jokes.
Also yea the incessant march of time is wild.
No hate detected lol you're good.