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People don't know how bananas work. (thelemmy.club)
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[–] 39 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I thought this was satire but looked up mr. macintosh and it's real. Dude, are you on death's door? No time to wait for the bananas to get ripe?

To be fair - If they are platanos - I wouldn't buy such green plantains because those fuckers are green, green, green for weeks then yellow but not ready and I forget about them and miss the one day they are ripe.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago

    My first rule is if they're conservative, take it with a grain of salt.

    If they're a white conservative, less of that.

    If they're a old white conservative, of fuck off. No opinion of theirs is valid.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    To be fair - If they are platanos - I wouldn’t buy such green plantains because those fuckers are green, green, green for weeks then yellow but not ready and I forget about them and miss the one day they are ripe.

    You just described avocados except on a longer time scale. Avocados are a like "Sike! I was ripe at 12:56 pm and it is now 12:59 pm. I now no longer ripe."

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