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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

I’ve been depressed since the 1980s.

It’s has been a while since I was told to “be a man.” So I guess that’s progress.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Same with me and ADHD. Back then it was just "ADD".

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Don't be depressed, be a man!

Stroking your beard and helicoptering your dick will put a smile on your face.

/satire

[-] homes@piefed.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Has anyone ever told you to “be a woman“? To “vagina up“? A pussy can take quite a pounding after all…

Just brainstorming here…

[-] searabbit@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

I think that's considered animal abuse😿

[-] homes@piefed.world 2 points 1 day ago

Personally, I never really cared for seafood

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