399
me waiting for the launch of Autism in 2013 (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 days ago by Wren@lemmy.today to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today
26 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Don't be depressed, be a man!

Stroking your beard and helicoptering your dick will put a smile on your face.

/satire

this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2026
399 points (98.5% liked)

Brand New Sentence

313 readers
615 users here now

Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

  1. Be cool to each other and follow the lemmy.today instance rules.
  2. Post title must be the sentence or relevant portion of the sentence if it's very long.
  3. Link for context if possible.
  4. Tag NSFW where applicable.

founded 2 months ago
MODERATORS
Wren@lemmy.today
technopagan@lemmy.world