oh there's tons around here it's just this is directly across the street from me, we're as neighbor as neighbors get (without talking to each other). It's a little dead end with like 5 occupied houses and of the neighbors I've met like, 3. One's a lady who I think works for a church (ew) but seems nice, one's a couple who unfortunately I think have frequent domestic abuse because they've called the cops on each other like 3-4 times in a year (but they seem very nice though), and then there's a thumb lookin' guy who came to command me to drive slower, because there's children present (i have never at any point, ever, gone above 20mph, and have never driven down this street without taking extreme caution to look out. I don't care about this dude's kids but there are neighborhood cats whose lives are at stake ). And then there's this guy with the flags

part of me wants to go over with my partner and do like a bit like "Oh hey there neighbor, well, we saw your lovely flag right next to your amazing garden, and, well. We can just come and take what we want? How lovely and kind of you!" and just pretend to be jackasses utterly oblivious to the tone and context of his bullshit