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[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 14 points 2 days ago

I'd say we should host our own and get A Listers but, thats gross.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Hey Bret Michaels is not a washed up hack!

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Bret Michaels

I seriously couldn't remember who he was.

He is the frontman of Poison.

For you youngsters - here's their big hit from 1988.

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

The last full year Trump remembers

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

I wanted to find a great photo that was actually from 1988. That's from 1997 and it can't be beat.

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Fun tidbit: in the Warrant song "Cherry Pie" (which simultaneously put them on the map and tanked their careers as a serious band; for real, give "Uncle Tom's Cabin" a listen some time) C.C. DeVille played the guitar solo for the studio track.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

"Cherry Pie"

For about 3 seconds for nostalgia's sake - I considered listening to that. But then I remembered nearly the entire song is - as I remember it... She's my cherry pie. Cool drink of water and (my, my, my?)...

"Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise."

When the record label refused to release their album unless they added a radio-friendly single, Jani Lane wrote the lyrics over the span of about 8 minutes on the back of a pizza box. He was basically doing the malicious compliance thing and wrote "Cherry Pie" as a giant "fuck you" to the label execs. This backfired extravagantly when the label loved it so much that they changed the title of the album at the last minute and only promoted that one track for radio airplay. It's pretty fucked up, because they were more of a blues rock-oriented act than straight-up dumb guy glam butt rock. Then Nevermind hit just over a year later and it was a goddamned Cretaceous-Paleogene event for the hair metal scene anyway.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

malicious compliance thing... more of a blues rock-oriented act

What a story. I didn't know their real style. I assumed that their Cherry Pie ridiculousness was what they always wanted.

Cretaceous-Paleogene event for the hair metal scene anyway.

A moment of silence please.

Ninja edit. Cherry Pie. I realized in my head I mashed up Cherry Pie with at least one other song. A Def Leppard song?

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

I know him from my mtv watching days as a kid, vh1 too, plus my mom liked them.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

It had me confused that maybe the wrestler had a one off music album.

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