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[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago

re-Hooterize

that sounds like some sort of slang for a breast augmentation or something.

a beach-themed place centered around the Hooters Girls, good food, [and being an] easy place to relax.”

is what they are going to. apparently its what it used to be. beach themed. so instead of having women in orange shorts and a-frame shirts theyre going to wear beach themed shorts and bathing suit tops? also, Hooters Girls.

Kiefer said Hooters of America locations had several issues after a period when the original owners still operated some restaurants under Hooters Inc. between ownership changes. “They didn't use the appropriate sauce,” for one, Kiefer told People. “About 70 percent of our food products have that sauce on it.”

Kiefer is the 74 year old former CEO who is taking over the breastaurant. What a fucking loser.

” If you've ever been to a Hooters in Chicago or in Tampa Bay or in South Florida, you're going to see tons of families, tons of children,” he told People. “It's [a] tongue-in-cheek type of beach theme restaurant.”

this man is serious about this.

I understand the word hooters, the Steve Martin joke,” he continued, referring to the comedian’s 1978 comedy routine quip about women’s breasts that inspired the restaurant’s name. “It was a double entendre. It was acceptable humor back then, and it's coming back to be acceptable humor, but it was oversexualized too much in the last 15, 20 years.” Now, Kiefer said the chain is correcting past changes by restoring what he called the “right sauce” on its food. The company is also revisiting “the uniform” to better align with the brand’s original identity.

good shit. i should just quote the whole fucking article because its full of hits.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It was acceptable humor back then, and it's coming back to be acceptable humor, but it was oversexualized too much in the last 15, 20 years.

That is some shit straight out of a kelly strip, positing cheesecake titillation as something that used to be wholesome and good-natured but now is “sexualized” because of woke or something.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Lame. So what they're actually doing here is making the girls wear even less clothing. I suppose the Hooters uniform was probably more risque when it opened and has become pretty mundane over time so now they're just gonna straight up put them in bikinis?

Hooters is basically the American version of a Japanese maid cafe but like most american things the effort isn't there and it's kinda shitty and unimaginative.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I am reasonably confident that the (ig)noble maid cafe is a Japanification of Hooters, not the other way around.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Nah the first Hooters is 1983 whereas the first maid cafe is 1920s, and even before that back in the Meiji period (1860s) Japan had "Kissa" which were coffee shops with a "service" atmosphere which were basically always women. The addition of the maid uniform was just added to the Kissa to create the Maid Kissa.

Culturally this was probably successful because historic Geisha culture had already rooted the service culture and turning Geisha into Maids was just a western exotification of the same thing.

It was the late 90s early 2000s where these maid cafes boomed to 300+ venues in Akihabara though, which I would guess was caused by Japan's economic downturn and men seeking forms of fantasy escapism.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago
[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago

I wanna stress a bunch of this is my speculation. Only the dates and numbers are true and the culture stuff about why it succeeded is mostly guesswork.

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

They claim they're making it somewhat-less sexualized, more "athletic".

Really it sounds like they're turning a big dial labeled "clothing" until customers appear. I'd expect another decade or so of random flailing before some vulture fund puts it out of its misery.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

There's no imagination, no vision.

Like most american things, it's just a bit shit. Maid Cafes are significantly better in part because there's a whole fantasy there, a fun game, a fictionalised roleplay. It's silly but it's silly in a way everyone gets to have some sort of fun.

Hooters is just doing a regular restaurant and putting the titties out there to try and attract people. Nevermind the fact that it's not the men in families that pick which food place to eat, it's the women.

Much like Gamestop failing to adapt to changing times because it lacks the vision to integrate itself into the community like a TCG shop does, this completely lacks vision also.

A starting point could be different uniforms, not just hooters standard or beach, but a whole range of alternatives. If they're concerned about staff reaction then they should just offer them as choices the staff themselves can choose to try. Put a tail and some ears on. Put a maid costume on. Put a different outfit on and just see how the customers react. If the staff themselves are choosing the outfits they wear then they get to have a little fun with it, they can then give feedback to headquarters about the reception of these things and that feedback can be used to adapt new ideas internally. There's just no reason to stick to one uniform and I guarantee the staff will have solid ideas if you give them some freedom with this because they want more tips. This would be a pretty simple and low-cost starting point for changing things and it wouldn't be too large of a change to harm the existing patrons, which I suspect is their biggest fear - they're scared that changing something will accelerate the losses rather than turn things around.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So they are changing nothing but it's a family restaurant rather than a serial divorcy restaurant now?

[-] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

So they’re just doing Margaritaville but with boobies? Can’t wait to bring the fam to this place lmao

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

the right sauce

I mean, if Chick-fil-A taught us anything, it's that white people go crazy for poorly prepared food with heavy mayo-based sauces you can put on it

Overrides all their rational thoughts

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