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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 161 points 4 months ago (15 children) If all it does is vibrate why does it need a firmware update? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 29 child comments replies: [–] Fetus@lemmy.world 159 points 4 months ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 months ago Download (and print) a knife permalink fedilink source parent [–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 72 points 4 months ago How would it vibrate without wpa3 support? permalink fedilink source parent [–] disorderly@lemmy.world 71 points 4 months ago (1 child) The incredibly silly true answer is that the software industry's love for "deploy early, deploy often" has led to all embedded devices shipping with over-the-air (OTA) update support even when it barely makes sense. The earliest units of a given product run will ship with a minimally viable product build that has lots of bugs, but solid OTA. Fun anecdote: I had a TV backlight die after about 3 years, and the root cause was a shitty embedded app that incorrectly regulated the voltage for the LED strips. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bright@piefed.social 26 points 4 months ago (4 children) I don't think that actually answers OP's question. If all it does is vibrate then it doesn't need any software. It presumably just has a single button that turns vibration on/off and maybe cycles through vibration levels. A dumb circuit without even a single chip in it could do that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 27 points 4 months ago (1 child) Ah, but what if you want it to vibrate to the beat of your favorite song? Did you think about that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] errer@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 child) Or in my ass? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child) No, it's not a poop knife! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago (1 child) A vibrating poop knife might be the next big thing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago I mean, it would prevent sticking.... permalink fedilink source parent [–] disorderly@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (2 children) I'm just guessing here, but it's probably for battery management and wireless charging, which are tricky problems you're not gonna solve with a 555. I generally trust EEs to not put MCUs where they aren't needed, so this must have been the cheapest/easiest option. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago I generally trust EEs to not put MCUs where they aren't needed, Marketing convinced the boss it needs AI, too bad engineers permalink fedilink source parent [–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 3 months ago What does marvel have to do with this??? permalink fedilink source parent [–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago (2 children) Because it's cheaper to buy a commodity chip and program it rather than get an application specific chip made. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bright@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago As i said in my original post, "A dumb circuit without even a single chip in it could do that." Vibration units can literally just respond to voltage. It's how electrical devices worked before chips, like old pinball machines and old radios. It works just like how a standing fan works - there's a mechanical motor, and you literally just need to attach plain copper wires onto the motor's contact points and stick the other ends of the wire into the slots of a wall power outlet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (2 children) You don't need a chip in a vibration circuit. Hell a potentiometer is more than sufficient to give you different levels of vibration permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago (2 children) I don’t know why I’m replying this deep to play devils advocate for some stupid knife, but I could see a situation where you haven’t completed the research on optimal frequency and ship it out while that’s ongoing. Maybe the window of optimal frequency is narrow enough, or unknown enough, that it’d be difficult to calibrate a potentiometer such that the end user could find that ideal point. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] bilb@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago (1 child) I want an update that let's it play audio files by vibraing the blade. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago My only acceptable IoT scenario is where all hardware is open and we can indeed flash music software onto it. permalink fedilink source parent load more comments (1 reply) [–] Tja@programming.dev 0 points 3 months ago* (21 children) I'd love to see a chip less BMS for lipos. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 21 child comments load more comments (21 replies) [–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago It obviously needs specific vibration settings for each food you want to cut. And a mic and camera for some reason. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (1 child) It doesn't... But the kind of people who are impressed by a vibrating knife are also likely to be impressed by the ability to update firmware. They don't know what firmware DOES, they just know it's modern. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago I can hear this image permalink fedilink source parent [–] KraeuterRoy@feddit.org 17 points 4 months ago (1 child) Don't you think it would vastly improve your stabbing experience if the knife could vibrate the Halloween theme while you're at it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago (1 child) I’d want it to whistle a spooky tune like a theremin. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago Value-add apps cost extra permalink fedilink source parent [–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 child) maybe scientists discovered new frequencies? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago Yup its vibrating in the wigglehertz range. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago To show you ads, of course. Duh. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 8 points 4 months ago Microphone was a little muffled, fw update supposed to clear that up. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (1 child) Different frequency and patterns provide different results. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 18 points 4 months ago (1 child) And some of those frequencies need to be paywalled, for the customer's enjoyment. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 months ago Sense of pride and accomplishment permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 2 points 4 months ago data gathering permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago That’s what she said. permalink fedilink source parent [–] msage@programming.dev 1 point 3 months ago To fix all the RCE bugs, of course! permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago they updated it so it also vibrates in rgb permalink fedilink source parent [–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 point 3 months ago It has a battery, so circuity exists for that. permalink fedilink source parent load more comments (1 reply)
[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 159 points 4 months ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 months ago Download (and print) a knife permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 months ago Download (and print) a knife permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 72 points 4 months ago How would it vibrate without wpa3 support? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] disorderly@lemmy.world 71 points 4 months ago (1 child) The incredibly silly true answer is that the software industry's love for "deploy early, deploy often" has led to all embedded devices shipping with over-the-air (OTA) update support even when it barely makes sense. The earliest units of a given product run will ship with a minimally viable product build that has lots of bugs, but solid OTA. Fun anecdote: I had a TV backlight die after about 3 years, and the root cause was a shitty embedded app that incorrectly regulated the voltage for the LED strips. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bright@piefed.social 26 points 4 months ago (4 children) I don't think that actually answers OP's question. If all it does is vibrate then it doesn't need any software. It presumably just has a single button that turns vibration on/off and maybe cycles through vibration levels. A dumb circuit without even a single chip in it could do that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 27 points 4 months ago (1 child) Ah, but what if you want it to vibrate to the beat of your favorite song? Did you think about that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] errer@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 child) Or in my ass? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child) No, it's not a poop knife! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago (1 child) A vibrating poop knife might be the next big thing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago I mean, it would prevent sticking.... permalink fedilink source parent [–] disorderly@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (2 children) I'm just guessing here, but it's probably for battery management and wireless charging, which are tricky problems you're not gonna solve with a 555. I generally trust EEs to not put MCUs where they aren't needed, so this must have been the cheapest/easiest option. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago I generally trust EEs to not put MCUs where they aren't needed, Marketing convinced the boss it needs AI, too bad engineers permalink fedilink source parent [–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 3 months ago What does marvel have to do with this??? permalink fedilink source parent [–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago (2 children) Because it's cheaper to buy a commodity chip and program it rather than get an application specific chip made. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bright@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago As i said in my original post, "A dumb circuit without even a single chip in it could do that." Vibration units can literally just respond to voltage. It's how electrical devices worked before chips, like old pinball machines and old radios. It works just like how a standing fan works - there's a mechanical motor, and you literally just need to attach plain copper wires onto the motor's contact points and stick the other ends of the wire into the slots of a wall power outlet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (2 children) You don't need a chip in a vibration circuit. Hell a potentiometer is more than sufficient to give you different levels of vibration permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago (2 children) I don’t know why I’m replying this deep to play devils advocate for some stupid knife, but I could see a situation where you haven’t completed the research on optimal frequency and ship it out while that’s ongoing. Maybe the window of optimal frequency is narrow enough, or unknown enough, that it’d be difficult to calibrate a potentiometer such that the end user could find that ideal point. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] bilb@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago (1 child) I want an update that let's it play audio files by vibraing the blade. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago My only acceptable IoT scenario is where all hardware is open and we can indeed flash music software onto it. permalink fedilink source parent load more comments (1 reply) [–] Tja@programming.dev 0 points 3 months ago* (21 children) I'd love to see a chip less BMS for lipos. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 21 child comments load more comments (21 replies) [–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago It obviously needs specific vibration settings for each food you want to cut. And a mic and camera for some reason. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bright@piefed.social 26 points 4 months ago (4 children) I don't think that actually answers OP's question. If all it does is vibrate then it doesn't need any software. It presumably just has a single button that turns vibration on/off and maybe cycles through vibration levels. A dumb circuit without even a single chip in it could do that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 27 points 4 months ago (1 child) Ah, but what if you want it to vibrate to the beat of your favorite song? Did you think about that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] errer@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 child) Or in my ass? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child) No, it's not a poop knife! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago (1 child) A vibrating poop knife might be the next big thing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago I mean, it would prevent sticking.... permalink fedilink source parent [–] disorderly@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (2 children) I'm just guessing here, but it's probably for battery management and wireless charging, which are tricky problems you're not gonna solve with a 555. I generally trust EEs to not put MCUs where they aren't needed, so this must have been the cheapest/easiest option. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago I generally trust EEs to not put MCUs where they aren't needed, Marketing convinced the boss it needs AI, too bad engineers permalink fedilink source parent [–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 3 months ago What does marvel have to do with this??? permalink fedilink source parent [–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago (2 children) Because it's cheaper to buy a commodity chip and program it rather than get an application specific chip made. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bright@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago As i said in my original post, "A dumb circuit without even a single chip in it could do that." Vibration units can literally just respond to voltage. It's how electrical devices worked before chips, like old pinball machines and old radios. It works just like how a standing fan works - there's a mechanical motor, and you literally just need to attach plain copper wires onto the motor's contact points and stick the other ends of the wire into the slots of a wall power outlet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (2 children) You don't need a chip in a vibration circuit. Hell a potentiometer is more than sufficient to give you different levels of vibration permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago (2 children) I don’t know why I’m replying this deep to play devils advocate for some stupid knife, but I could see a situation where you haven’t completed the research on optimal frequency and ship it out while that’s ongoing. Maybe the window of optimal frequency is narrow enough, or unknown enough, that it’d be difficult to calibrate a potentiometer such that the end user could find that ideal point. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] bilb@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago (1 child) I want an update that let's it play audio files by vibraing the blade. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago My only acceptable IoT scenario is where all hardware is open and we can indeed flash music software onto it. permalink fedilink source parent load more comments (1 reply) [–] Tja@programming.dev 0 points 3 months ago* (21 children) I'd love to see a chip less BMS for lipos. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 21 child comments load more comments (21 replies) [–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago It obviously needs specific vibration settings for each food you want to cut. And a mic and camera for some reason. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 27 points 4 months ago (1 child) Ah, but what if you want it to vibrate to the beat of your favorite song? Did you think about that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] errer@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 child) Or in my ass? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child) No, it's not a poop knife! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago (1 child) A vibrating poop knife might be the next big thing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago I mean, it would prevent sticking.... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] errer@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 child) Or in my ass? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child) No, it's not a poop knife! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago (1 child) A vibrating poop knife might be the next big thing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago I mean, it would prevent sticking.... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child) No, it's not a poop knife! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago (1 child) A vibrating poop knife might be the next big thing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago I mean, it would prevent sticking.... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago (1 child) A vibrating poop knife might be the next big thing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago I mean, it would prevent sticking.... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago I mean, it would prevent sticking.... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] disorderly@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (2 children) I'm just guessing here, but it's probably for battery management and wireless charging, which are tricky problems you're not gonna solve with a 555. I generally trust EEs to not put MCUs where they aren't needed, so this must have been the cheapest/easiest option. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago I generally trust EEs to not put MCUs where they aren't needed, Marketing convinced the boss it needs AI, too bad engineers permalink fedilink source parent [–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 3 months ago What does marvel have to do with this??? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago I generally trust EEs to not put MCUs where they aren't needed, Marketing convinced the boss it needs AI, too bad engineers permalink fedilink source parent
[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 3 months ago What does marvel have to do with this??? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago (2 children) Because it's cheaper to buy a commodity chip and program it rather than get an application specific chip made. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bright@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago As i said in my original post, "A dumb circuit without even a single chip in it could do that." Vibration units can literally just respond to voltage. It's how electrical devices worked before chips, like old pinball machines and old radios. It works just like how a standing fan works - there's a mechanical motor, and you literally just need to attach plain copper wires onto the motor's contact points and stick the other ends of the wire into the slots of a wall power outlet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (2 children) You don't need a chip in a vibration circuit. Hell a potentiometer is more than sufficient to give you different levels of vibration permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago (2 children) I don’t know why I’m replying this deep to play devils advocate for some stupid knife, but I could see a situation where you haven’t completed the research on optimal frequency and ship it out while that’s ongoing. Maybe the window of optimal frequency is narrow enough, or unknown enough, that it’d be difficult to calibrate a potentiometer such that the end user could find that ideal point. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] bilb@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago (1 child) I want an update that let's it play audio files by vibraing the blade. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago My only acceptable IoT scenario is where all hardware is open and we can indeed flash music software onto it. permalink fedilink source parent load more comments (1 reply) [–] Tja@programming.dev 0 points 3 months ago* (21 children) I'd love to see a chip less BMS for lipos. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 21 child comments load more comments (21 replies)
[–] bright@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago As i said in my original post, "A dumb circuit without even a single chip in it could do that." Vibration units can literally just respond to voltage. It's how electrical devices worked before chips, like old pinball machines and old radios. It works just like how a standing fan works - there's a mechanical motor, and you literally just need to attach plain copper wires onto the motor's contact points and stick the other ends of the wire into the slots of a wall power outlet. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (2 children) You don't need a chip in a vibration circuit. Hell a potentiometer is more than sufficient to give you different levels of vibration permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago (2 children) I don’t know why I’m replying this deep to play devils advocate for some stupid knife, but I could see a situation where you haven’t completed the research on optimal frequency and ship it out while that’s ongoing. Maybe the window of optimal frequency is narrow enough, or unknown enough, that it’d be difficult to calibrate a potentiometer such that the end user could find that ideal point. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] bilb@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago (1 child) I want an update that let's it play audio files by vibraing the blade. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago My only acceptable IoT scenario is where all hardware is open and we can indeed flash music software onto it. permalink fedilink source parent load more comments (1 reply) [–] Tja@programming.dev 0 points 3 months ago* (21 children) I'd love to see a chip less BMS for lipos. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 21 child comments load more comments (21 replies)
[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago (2 children) I don’t know why I’m replying this deep to play devils advocate for some stupid knife, but I could see a situation where you haven’t completed the research on optimal frequency and ship it out while that’s ongoing. Maybe the window of optimal frequency is narrow enough, or unknown enough, that it’d be difficult to calibrate a potentiometer such that the end user could find that ideal point. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] bilb@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago (1 child) I want an update that let's it play audio files by vibraing the blade. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago My only acceptable IoT scenario is where all hardware is open and we can indeed flash music software onto it. permalink fedilink source parent load more comments (1 reply)
[–] bilb@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago (1 child) I want an update that let's it play audio files by vibraing the blade. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago My only acceptable IoT scenario is where all hardware is open and we can indeed flash music software onto it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago My only acceptable IoT scenario is where all hardware is open and we can indeed flash music software onto it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tja@programming.dev 0 points 3 months ago* (21 children) I'd love to see a chip less BMS for lipos. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 21 child comments load more comments (21 replies)
[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago It obviously needs specific vibration settings for each food you want to cut. And a mic and camera for some reason. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (1 child) It doesn't... But the kind of people who are impressed by a vibrating knife are also likely to be impressed by the ability to update firmware. They don't know what firmware DOES, they just know it's modern. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago I can hear this image permalink fedilink source parent
[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago I can hear this image permalink fedilink source parent
[–] KraeuterRoy@feddit.org 17 points 4 months ago (1 child) Don't you think it would vastly improve your stabbing experience if the knife could vibrate the Halloween theme while you're at it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago (1 child) I’d want it to whistle a spooky tune like a theremin. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago Value-add apps cost extra permalink fedilink source parent
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago (1 child) I’d want it to whistle a spooky tune like a theremin. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago Value-add apps cost extra permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago Value-add apps cost extra permalink fedilink source parent
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 child) maybe scientists discovered new frequencies? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago Yup its vibrating in the wigglehertz range. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago Yup its vibrating in the wigglehertz range. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago To show you ads, of course. Duh. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 8 points 4 months ago Microphone was a little muffled, fw update supposed to clear that up. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (1 child) Different frequency and patterns provide different results. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 18 points 4 months ago (1 child) And some of those frequencies need to be paywalled, for the customer's enjoyment. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 months ago Sense of pride and accomplishment permalink fedilink source parent
[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 18 points 4 months ago (1 child) And some of those frequencies need to be paywalled, for the customer's enjoyment. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 months ago Sense of pride and accomplishment permalink fedilink source parent
[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 months ago Sense of pride and accomplishment permalink fedilink source parent
[–] msage@programming.dev 1 point 3 months ago To fix all the RCE bugs, of course! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago they updated it so it also vibrates in rgb permalink fedilink source parent
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 point 3 months ago It has a battery, so circuity exists for that. permalink fedilink source parent
