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submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

That's a cropped image from the original NSFW / NSFL bloody photo here - https://minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/07/ice-officer-fatally-shoots-driver-through-car-window-in-minneapolis/

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[-] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 55 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

hey gang, just wanted to let you know that sometime last year a fediverse user thought it would be a good idea to hit up the FBI and tellem to hand over their collected data on this website. needless to say we have their attention now if we didnt have it before. just thought you should know. no biggie.

Im an fbi agent and i say hebxear is good website

[-] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 24 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

trhanks pal. appreacite the good work sir. gobless amrica

Does anyone have like 5 quid for the metro i need to go to tesco

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

No gobby as the volcel vounding varthers intended

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 29 points 4 weeks ago

Wait, what the fuck? When did this happen?

[-] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 33 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 36 points 4 weeks ago

Oh yeah I remember that now, our only hope is that being Biden era means that whoever knew about us was fired by DOGE and the new fascists are stupid enough to assume all the cases they were working on were fake and gay

So I'm putting our odds at about 50/50

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 32 points 4 weeks ago

they get grock to analyze the posts and it flags us as safe because all we talk about is beanis and owls

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 33 points 4 weeks ago

they see we have 50,000 comments summoning "@grok"

assumes we're based and redpilled

regex is dogshit so it doesn't notice the last two 'k's on @grokkk

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

or the LLM assumes the abundance of disgrammarous kays is an endorsement of the redpill world order.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

the last two 'k's on @grokkk

grok++

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 24 points 4 weeks ago

Somebody is going to get indicted and the indictment will assert that all these posts about beanis are code like when the mob talks about picking up the cannolis and dropping off the gabagool.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago

We're clearly wOkE so our file was thrown out with all the other wOkE documents. sicko-hexbear-woke

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 4 weeks ago

Honestly surprised it wasn't one of the many, many enemies we havesilver-legion

[-] CARCOSA@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Per your link below it is not a hexbear user, could you change your comment to reflect this, please.

[-] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago
[-] CARCOSA@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

thank you and it is really too bad that it occurred

[-] ziggurter@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

The thread comments reveal it is a Hexbear user, but he posted about it from an account on another Fediverse instance.

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