In doing so, he saves Marx and Engels from becoming a casualty of their time given their inability to foresee the bodacious shredding a Californian skateboarder would accomplish nearly a century after their deaths.

Damn I knew he was old but I didn't know he was tearing up the half pipe prior to 1983. That's wild.

Edit: Just realized he is that old holy shit Tony Hawk was born in 1968 lmao. mfer is almost 60. Now I feel old.

Heese has also written several other barely passable parodies, including "The Great Gatsby: But Nick has Scoliosis," "Moby-Kevin," and "Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God."

Might have to read some some of these.