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[-] [email protected] 67 points 2 days ago

Nano-retirements involve taking a one to two day break from work every week.

Pico-retirements involve taking a sixteen hour break from work every day.

Femto-retirements involve taking a thirty to sixty minute break for lunch every day.

Atto-retirements involve taking a five minute break from work to use the restroom every few hours.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

I need to take a 2.5 hour break from work tomorrow to get some chores sorted out, what is the most appropriate scientific term for this level of retirement?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

Hey beambrain I'm going to the gas station for my femto you want anything?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

What does a weekend class as?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

That's the nano-retirement!

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