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[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

Wait, let him cook...

It's worth remarking that Theil's company is named for an artifact of evil magic. It's something like a proto-Internet device, that twists people's minds through letting them communicate with fascist groomers, and allows them to observe the whole world from a distance instead of living in it as a human being. In a way Theil is just a more advanced version of the Zizians becoming "Sith Lords" Theil has just decided that being the Dark Lord is cool actually and likes everything Sauron and Sarumon stand for, he just plans to do it smarter this time.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure the palantir were made by elves and not evil. It just so happens that Sauron currently is in control of them

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

yeah but they were made by that asshole Feanor

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Feanor is like the Elon Musk of elves. Gets himself in stupid schemes that not only fuck him up but damn a whole bunch of people. Oh and they're also racist, fascist pieces of shit.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

literally their world's version of Cain with the kinslaying

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

difference is that elves like to touch grass.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah there's nothing evil about the palantir inherently, just the fact that an evil demigod is currently shoving his malice through them at all times.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

so the elves are liberals making and maintaining the tools of evil and then sauron is the worse evil using it more effectively.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

They didn't maintain them at all. The palantir were created like 20 000 years prior to lotr

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

shhh you're getting in the way of my analogy to american politics

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Ooooohh! You're correct, but you didn't preface your answer with, "Um, actually..." so we cannot give you the point.

Would anyone else like to buzz in?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yup, made by Feanor

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