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I fear Ukraine have let the cat out the bag

someone dig up Captain Tom

he's got one more war left in him

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Ukrainian platoon commander: "You - British cannon fodder morons. Run forward and try to take that ridge. You're gonna die but at least it's gonna be funny."

The elderly Brits have no idea what he said because - as usual - he was speaking in Ukrainian. They look to a seemingly kindly Ukrainian chap who knows some English. "He said 'Take that ridge. It is risk but he thinks you can do.' "

There are smiles all around and the those-about-to-die pensioners start to move forward.

this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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