You are also able to end all wars

It's Cheez-Whiz

It lags out reality because every time you make cheese, it spawns a dozen above you, and reality just never expected this to happen. Also it's always comically large Raclette

It's all kraft singles

You're lactose intolerant

You now lactate and secrete rennet. Making it possible for you to harvest the ingredients and make cheese at will.

As word of your power spreads across the world, you become a god to cows by providing means to an end to the rape and exslavement of their species.

The combined belief of billions of cows grants you accesss to the physical and mental powers of cows. If you work to free them, you will become more powerful. And if you don't, you will be cursed to live out the rest of your days in an abattoir, where the hopes and dreams of cows go to die.

Either way, the dairy lobbies aren't happy and assassins are after you.

Severe lactose intolerance.