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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Donnie's cell phone plan has been cancelled again. He is really upset because he he can't follow how his investments in BullCoin, the world's first beef tallow-based cryptocurrency, is going.

Xi agrees to let Donnie get his WiFi password if he pays half the bill. Donnie pays and tries to sell Xi some of his BullCoin. Xi declines and Donnie gets mad, claiming that Xi is taking advantage of him and being unfair.

The thermostat is in Donnie's room and to retaliate and make Xi buy his BullCoin he turns off the heating. Xi puts on warm clothes and changes the WiFi password. Although it is annoying to do with gloves on, Xi manages to work on his model railway.

Having spent all his money on BullCoin, Donnie has no money and the box with all his warm clothes was thrown in the Hudson river during the move due to an altercation with the movers. Now Donnie is cold and he has no WiFi. He tries keeping warm by wrapping himself in old fastfood wrappers.

At the end of the day Donnie turns the heat back on and Xi changes the WiFi password back. The episode ends with Donnie being mad about his loser friend Z not being grateful enough for getting the WiFi back.