This is just trying to be provocative. Firstly, Spread Eagle is not a city, it's a fishing settlement and a bay (and the area around the bay, including the smaller bays and Spread Eagle Island). Placentia is a real town, but it's not that close to Dildo, it's farther West on Placentia Bay. And Dildo is not located on the coast of Conception Bay, it's along Trinity Bay and the Dildo Arm. Conception Bay is over by St. John's.