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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (7 children)

If we got the vaccine as a kid, we’re good to go, right?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Most likely, but the chance of getting it anyway isn't zero.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

95% coverage for life and even if you get it, it would likely be very mild. Pre-1989 is 93% coverage IIRC.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Saw a headline that the MMR vaccine may be reduced in effectiveness after 40-ish years. It's all breaking news since people being so backwards as to not be vaccinated in numbers to allow this kind of study to even materialize in a world that has a proven cure is certainly recent.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I got an MMR vaccine at 40 for a job, and only had to because my records from small town Canada weren’t available from my childhood vaccinations.

Crazy to me that it might actually matter.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

I know I had at least one shot as a baby/child/whenever it was appropriate in the 70's. Then the Air Force gave me the MMR vax before deploying in the '00s just for good measure. Much appreciated now.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Yeah, you now have Autism

Trains or something IDK

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

“Take me to the gauges and dials. No eye contact.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

You hear that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of your death

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I wanted to add:

Asking for my autism /s

But was scared lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

a lot of our ASD students are really into pro wrestling too

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

You can ask to have your titers checked. I did mine about 5 years ago when it first started being reported that dipshits were doing their best to bring back measles and I was still well in the immune range but I'm glad I had it done. I had to tell my doctor I was traveling internationally to a country with lower vax rates (I was) to get him to agree, but I'd imagine doctors would be happy to check now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

If you were born before 1989 then you may have only been vaccinated a single time; a second dose takes the vaccine effectiveness from 93% to 97%.

So if you’ve don’t have access to your childhood vaccine records, then as other have suggested asking you doctor to run titers for measles is the best way to protect yourself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

You should have had two, and yes. It's 97% effective for life, typically.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Depends the year you were born and where, of you had the latest vaccine and with 2 doses then it supposed to provide 97% protection. Though it all really depends how is your immune system. If you have immune condition you might need a booster.