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Dianne Feinstein Hospitalized After Falling at Home
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I hope they continue to prop her up in a chair until the aids have to do diaper changes on the senate floor.
Congressional Geriatric Diaper Changer is a job that still pays more than what you and I make in a year combined
No way, it'd totally be an unpaid internship I'd bet
why not both? Intern doesn't get paid but the intern leasing agency that manages them gets $200K/yr/intern
Didn't Ken Klippenstein or whatever go apeshit and release all her staffers' salaries? They were not world-beaters.
Anchor: "Mike, why aren't you in the Senate chamber?"
Reporter: "There was an issue that needed to be addressed."
Anchor: "An issue? What's the status of the vote?"
Reporter: "It's been interrupted by Senator Feinstein's absence."
Anchor: "But diaper changes are done on the Senate floor."
Reporter: "That's true. But the issue was that the senator had a temper tantrum and well... um... There's no easy way to say this - she threw her feces."
Anchor: "I see."
I hope they train ChatGPT on her writings and recordings so that her ghost can be our Senator for the rest of this country's existence.
The year is 2055. Dianne Feinstein's mummy has been hospitalized after her jaw fell off and needed to be rewired.
"Dianne Feinstein" has released a statement saying that she is in good health and will soon return to the Senate floor