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Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Luckily I’m not average 😏

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So 6000% less effective

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

More like 15000%. Somebody’s gotta rep that 3rd deviation

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Only 4 inches, eh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

lol, that’s impossibly big

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

short king