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[–] [email protected] 110 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

You can say shit on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ow, my eyes! Censor your fucking shame, you damn poop-eating bastard child birthed from your mother's poopy asshole!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s opening a portal to hell.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh god.

Oh god no.

One of the demons got loose!

No! Don't ask him about his private jet!

Goddamnit.

Now we've got to reboot Buffy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A clean version that everyone can enjoy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Dear fucking God. How dare you post that disgusting filth. Get that fucking ifunny shit out of my meme

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wouldn't even be surprised if they wore a cape.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can say shit outside of the Internet too. Shit's crazy that way.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

POLICE!!!! THIS POST RIGHT HERE!!! THEY DID A NAUGHTY!!!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Sir this is a Christian Minecraft server

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh man, I haven't seen candle Jack in a minu...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I got a temporary suspension on that R-word site that shall not be named for using the word "retard" in the context of refrigerating bread to slow the development of mold and there was no way to contest it.

So, with that sort of shit going on all over the internets, I give folks a little grace these days when it comes to self-censorship.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, frankly, I don't like the use of that word either. Shit isn't a slur. I place slurs in a very different category than curse words.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's a slur to say that refrigeration retards the growth of mold?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

No, sorry. It is early and I'm tired and I misread what you said.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yes. Quit slurring

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But, it's a slur when it's used as a slur. When used to mean reduce, or slow, it's just a word.

Airbus planes is it, bread bakers use it, and it's perfectly inoffensive. Or, rather, it should be

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

See the other reply chain.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

my instance censors it, im confused as fuck

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Based on current YT trends you can't actually say "shit" on the internet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

TIL YouTube is "the internet".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Won't get promoted by the content algorithm on most sites though