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Christmas = DEBUNKED (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Santa is a wizard. I believe that answers all of the questions

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Uhm actually Santa is a sorcerer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, sure, a spontaneous caster that spends all their time in a secluded tower definitely not studying spells. Not buying it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

According to most research, Santa had his powers magically given to him without any effort and spends all year spying on people and finding reasons to not give gifts to the poor while running a factory fueled by slave labor. Not only is he a sorcerer, he's also bourgeoisie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I'm willing to entertain contrary evidence but to act like you know anything for certain about sick an enigma is folly!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

real saruman-type operator

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

naw santa spends 364 days a year doing spell prep for his one big showstopper moment, def a wizard