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If bike assassin dude was some random guy I wonder wtf he's doing right now. (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Like he's probably in his moms basement, laying in bed, thinking "fuck I didn't expect to get this far."

That or frantically looking up Gray Hounds to Mexico.

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[-] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

i think hes choking on bong hits and cranking his entire hog and watching the news with all the other epic assassins. and cleaning his pistol for the first time in ten years

[-] [email protected] 57 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That or they're smashing rn, there's a bunch e-gals on Twitter lusting after them, dudes a rock star (cw: horny)

[-] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

VOLCEL POLICE, PLEASE SAVE THE COOL GUN PERSON FROM HONEYPOTS

volcel-kamala

Just realized do we know the gender? Ofc they could be any kind of sexuality and this e girl might appeal to them, but still, regardless, horrible opsec if you do that.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Just realized do we know the gender?

Fair point, edited

But hey I'm sure there's hot e guys and NBs horny for them too.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Oh yeah and it wasn't at all in a "misgendering" way, just don't want erasure if somehow the shooter was a trans supersoldier or something. Like who knows, right? They were masked etc. Obviously the odds are it's a dude (also if the shooter were trans it would be super bad for our trans comrades so I'm hoping it's just a dude too)

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

there was a trans school shooter and it didn't really change the conversation, bigots are gonna hate no matter what, i don't think it matters. they're still going on about bathroom predators despite it being a complete non issue, i don't think they care what's actually happening in the world.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

And also white and also an American citizen by birth and also a republican

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

I sure as fuck am

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

yeah i wanna fuck the shooter crazy style im down for absolutely anything

[-] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Damn, maybe I should [redacted]

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

This is clearly a honeypot trying to get other people to commit these “crimes”

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