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I'll mention this for anybody who loves cringe including incredible insincerity. His non-apology apology that he did live on CNN soon after he did a toobin on zoom is great. He could have simply said "I'm a shitbag and I'm not really sorry. Gimme my job back."
I just read Toobin's wikipedia page and while the section titled "Zoom masturbation incident" was the highlight, it also says that he fathered a son from an extramarital affair whom he refused to acknowledge until a paternity test. What a piece of shit.
Straight Too the bin with him