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So mormons believe God was an alien that ascended to godhood and you too can become a god of your own little universe, so their religion is literally a MLM scheme (hexbear.net)

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Don't forget the whole part about Jesus coming to the United States on a magic submarine, so technically the land belongs to white people because Native people are red because they're tainted by the devil

This to not to be confused with black people being black because of the Curse of Ham

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because Ham refused to look at his dad's naked body while he was taking a bath, got it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, the Curse of Ham is not a curse related to cured pork products. That's an Italian curse related to the story of St. Anthony of Soprano.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Jesus teleported here, it was the jaredites that came in the submarine

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thought it was the Mark of Cain

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

That made the first vampire

Wait no, that's Vampire: The Masquerade