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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Just got two instant classics:

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a school prayer program for senior citizens who open a coal mine that operates for 7 months in the Blockchain.

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a gay adoption program for Keto dieters who open a wing joint that operates for 5 years in the airport lounge.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a medication cost reduction program for single fathers who open a Gold's Gym that operates for 11 months in their backyard.

This could actually win her some middle class votes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

Her failing to court the grill guy demographic is costing her the election.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Lawyer up, delete Facebook, build the gym