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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got about 30 seconds in before my brain started frantically attempting to exit my skull.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tbh, the same applies to the bible in geneal

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

When I was around 14 I tried listening to the bible on audio book, couldn't even make it past genesis (or the one after?) because of how terrible the writing was.

Like, bible, I don't want to hear the entire fucking lineage of every single character you're introducing. Appendices would have been much appreciated.

Never tried again because I was an edgy 14 year old atheist who was only doing it to be able to "win" arguments on the topic.

Ahh to be a hormonal teenager...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

I love that he marked it (ASMR) 😄

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

remove ?si and everything after it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

omg drain worm enjoyer :)

there's more than one on lemmy 👀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

significantly easier to find them on cohost (rip :( )

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

oh rip never knew about cohost :/

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

gather that glob of text, https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=[glob] (no square brackets)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When he says "idiot" I could swear I'm listening to Napoleon Dynamite reading the bible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Doing the Lord’s work here!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

lol I absolutely love it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I hear Kevin Murphy