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How to turn down lunch with a fascist by Flying Squid:
Holy crap, FlyingSquid, is this real?! You had human hands this whole time!
#Bamboozled
I am wearing this shirt right now. Really.
Is that the same way you turn down bananas?
No, I'm polite about bananas. I say, "no thank you."
It is not the fault of the banana that it tastes horrible. It's just minding its own business being a fruit.