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If you're more than 31 years old (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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then half the people living today are younger than you are. World's median age is around 31. Imagine all those people who have seen less than you, learned less than you. By a slight margin they make up the bulk of humanity. Congrats on becoming an elder. Go teach them what you know.

My source: the literal CIA world factbook which I will not link here

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I keep trying to teach them things but they keep telling me I have L rizz and negative aura and that I need to become a skibbity sigma rizzler.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How can you teach if you're not first willing to learn?

edgeworth-smug

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I watched all the videos about a head coming out of a toilet and I still don't get it.

This shit is more confusing than Hegel!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jokes aside, I feel that the hexbear mode of communication - confident belief and fearless defense of your principles, combined with slightly unhinged and uncompromising shitposting - is pretty close to what the kids find cool. It's always been that, really. Trying to baby speak to them is a lost cause. Preaching at them even more so.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On god, no cap fr fr

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This is also baby speak, coming from us olds