If you're more than 31 years old (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by hypercracker@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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then half the people living today are younger than you are. World's median age is around 31. Imagine all those people who have seen less than you, learned less than you. By a slight margin they make up the bulk of humanity. Congrats on becoming an elder. Go teach them what you know.

My source: the literal CIA world factbook which I will not link here

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[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

I watched all the videos about a head coming out of a toilet and I still don't get it.

This shit is more confusing than Hegel!

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Jokes aside, I feel that the hexbear mode of communication - confident belief and fearless defense of your principles, combined with slightly unhinged and uncompromising shitposting - is pretty close to what the kids find cool. It's always been that, really. Trying to baby speak to them is a lost cause. Preaching at them even more so.