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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Meh. Doesn't work. Used to have coke every day, for years and years. Never made me a better writer.

Maybe I shoulda' tried Pepsi?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I smoked weed for thirty years and it made me a much better programmer. That app is going to be done any day now.

Edit: I haven't checked lately, but Visual Basic 3 is still what everybody's using, right?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Such creative code!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Roman Catholic cola? In Scotland we just drink buckfast

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I thought you drank Irn Bru?

I tried some last year. Not bad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That makes sense. I'll try that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if you're looking to write a book about Remote Controlled things. If you want to write about medicine or even self-help to a degree, you'd be best to stick with Dr. Pepper.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The true secret is Mr. Pibb, but they no longer make it, so Stephen King keeps a giant walk-in fridge full of the stuff, enough to drink until he dies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

RC Cola winning blind taste tests...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cherry Pepsi for novels, regular Pepsi for theater.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I thought Pepsi was for setting pop stars on fire?