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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Curiously, they don't start as motherfuckers: they begin as generic fuckers and then after many months turn into motherfuckers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Mines both...

My dad tought me a man never beats a woman. He also taught me that he lied...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Well, how else are you supposed to become a dad without fucking the mother?