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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Sorry hun (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Respond appropriately being teach the kid to cook. I was cooking breakfast and dinner at least once a week by the age of 6-7. I can't tell you how many girls I've dated that has absolutely no clue how to cook. So much wasted money.....

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

First time I understand, but next time you need to inquire with the escort service about the things that are important to you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was referring to their money. I frequently found this out in the "getting to know the financial side of you," phase of getting serious.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Looking for a girl who can cook the books eh? That’ll cost you extra.