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https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0716/1460216-united-ireland-committee/

it's all just a holodeck malfunction folks, we'll be back to warp 8 and after-shift drinks in ten forward in no time. the captain is on top of it

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[-] [email protected] 86 points 11 months ago

Honestly relieved to find out I'm just a hallucination within a simulation run by a fictional starship. Hopefully humanity is chillin' in the cool Star Trek future.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago

Sorry, you're the only human in the holodeck.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago

Well then HOW DO I FUCKING GET OUT GODDAMNIT

[-] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago

Gotta make it to the end of the episode.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

"Computer, exit."

[-] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry, you do not have authorization to modify the holodeck program.

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