chapotraphouse

Tucker takes joe rogan to increase his likeability and reach but is initially smashed in polling due to the ADLs efforts so he is dropped in favor of kyle rittenhouse who ignites the voter base. This boost causes Taylor Swift to select Jennifer Lawrence after she takes the libverse by storm with her comment 'politicks is just like the hunger games.'

The Dems run with 'hungirlboss' as their campaign slogan.

I dunno who takes it but whoever wins the popular vote loses the election.

And youre right, Republicans won't vote for him, that's why Kanye will get the next open Supreme Court seat.