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Literally barely any games that can't be played on ps4 or Xbox one.

This ps5 almost feels like a waste of 500 bucks

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That's why we need to make video games that are NOT woke. With huge boobs. Big hair. Big asses and bigger attitudes. To finally show that cute barista with the blue hair that I am a MAN and I will NEVER back down.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just imagine a breast with 1 MILLION POLYGONS. God, forgive me for I am about to sin. sweat

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Lagging the whole instance so you can have a million polygons with jiggle physics

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm struggling what does woke mean in this context?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Anything that respects women.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not woke means with huge boobs. Big hair. Big asses and bigger attitudes. To finally show that cute barista with the blue hair that I am a MAN and I will NEVER back down.

I hope that cleared it up for you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Some YT that hasn't been mined yet (as far as I know), satirical "anti-woke" content but its for Atari 2600 (and earlier) games.