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[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dude, try ice and lotion first >_<

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Well if trying to get the ring off doesn't send you to the hospital, that probably will.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't think you should have dry ice anywhere near that part of the body

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They said “try” not “dry”.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You seriously just explained the joke? Lol Come on man