this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"Act of God", get fucked. Also we raised your monthly fee by 50% because, based on previous events, you're more likely than others to have you car Hulk-smashed.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Act of God"

No, that's just if Thor or Loki smashes your car.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They pay that out once begrudgingly and then add "act of mutant" to the list

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

points at a Hawkeye arrow in the windshield

Ugh, fine adds "act of normal guy who is just weirdly good with a bow and arrow" to the list

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Insurance must be through the roof the same way it's gone up the last few years because of higher accident rates globally.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think super heros would probably just crash the insurance market

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Yeah they just stop insuring folks, a real problem lately with Florida and California.