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lmao, but he will wiggle.

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[-] [email protected] 155 points 1 year ago

Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.

No other Republican able to run on their ticket.

Biden polling in the drain.

Bernie can still win. Trust the plan, this is Our Revolution.

[-] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago

This is how we actually end up with RFK Jr lol

[-] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago

Maybe he'll turn out to be a communist and provide everyone with brainworms!

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Worms in control

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

"The goal of communism is to instill every worker with brainworms." - Stalin, 1935

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I would love to see that reality and how libs would develop an RFK derangement syndrome.

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

A guillotine maker sits solemnly, knowing his trade is no longer needed

Then he hears The Internationale in the distance and picks his hammer back up

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Alors, zis will be ze end of La Guillotinerie! But wait, could it be? Mon dieu, zat's Stalin's music!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Jeri "Le Monarque" Lawlierre

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Bah, why dull a perfectly good blade on him... Do the old "wall and send his family a bill for the ammo" routine

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Consider this: it would be very funny

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.

Trump what from the ballots? What slur was here??

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

I'm so sorry for the confusion everyone, my mom doesn't let me say swears words normally but she gave me permission to explain it here.

I said doodyhead.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I said [CENSORED].

Wow. I can excuse slurs, but I draw the line at being rude!

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

I want to see how dnc would react if that happened

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

removed from the ballots

Woah woah, slow down

We're not on the moon yet

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago
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