You can find a list of the 34 rules he violated by searching for 'Donald Trump Rule 34'

Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.

No other Republican able to run on their ticket.

Biden polling in the drain.

Bernie can still win. Trust the plan, this is Our Revolution.

If falsifying business records is a felony then every single business owner in america is a felon.

Can't wait for him to get the "felon" label officially applied, spend 2 weeks in jail, then get elected while in jail, pardon himself, send the judge and jury to the border camps, then the liberals to cry and do nothing about it.

he won't face consequences but i'm still cheering. there's a non-zero chance some very funny stuff comes out of this,

We are all wine moms on this blessed day

I'm alone right now, and I'm really dreading my next human interaction. Do I smile and laugh, or do I act really off-putting and ask when Biden goes on trial for genocide now that Trump's done being tried for doing paperwork wrong?

Every lib in the country just jizzed their pants

WELL LET'S SEE HIM WIGGLE HIS WAY OUT OF THIS ONE

cheeto is finito

He will wiggle like he's never wiggled before. God tier wiggling.

Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg ... noted that both the trial and verdict were arrived at “in the same manner as every other case that comes through the courtroom doors ... by following the facts and the law and doing so without fear or favor.”

getting high on his own supply

west status: fallen

billions status: must die

Democracy has just been saved.

Guilty on 34 counts of being a