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- ur mom
Haha, my dad used the computer for porn one time. He was completely tech illiterate and didn’t know it kept a record. Silly stuff like “titfucking.com” and “bigboobybikerchicks.com”. He just .com’d whatever crossed his mind.
He told my mom he only got on there to play space cadet pinball. He was seriously gonna let me and my brother take the fall. I don’t blame him though. My mom can be batshit crazy and porn to her would be no different than cheating.
My brother and I would have been nagged at and grounded. He had to go stay at my grandma’s for a month. Haha
God I was so mad that he tried to blame us. Like, yeah, I was looking at porn. I covered my damn tracks and don’t give a shit about big booby biker chicks.
The stigma against watching porn while married among older generations is an interesting one. I'm not gonna say it was wrong, but I find it hard to make myself care. If my fiance finds something nice, I'd just prefer that he share it with me lol