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[-] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago
[-] bdonvr 29 points 1 year ago

I am $1 poorer

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Is that for real or has the takeover made that unnecessary? Can't tell anymore is they're serious

[-] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago

Anymore? The onion is, and always has been, dead serious.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

Even the jokes.

Especially the jokes.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

“Me? A subversive political agent? No I am just a simple tailor as you can see, look around my shop and all you will find are handmade jokes created by the best craftsman in the Alpha Quadrant”

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Jokes you say hmm?

[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

Already, our trained technicians are navigating through the website and deleting every instance of the letter “T.” Soon, they will move onto the letter “E.”

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Haha, guess I could have read it a bit closer

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yah I would hink so

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Bu he onion news nework needs he leer E!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh no! Wha will w do wihout and ?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That seems to be their article announcing the takeover, if so, that's a pretty great way to prove they have the same sense of humour and intentions.

Also, looking forward to new episodes of onion news network. Hope they can get some of the original staff back too, the "morning show" hosts were awesome.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

That fucking iWheel keyboard had me dying when it came out. "with a single button you can type anything you want."

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Who did the Mactini video? They've got a similar 'one button to type' gag.

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