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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Is that for real or has the takeover made that unnecessary? Can't tell anymore is they're serious

[–] [email protected] 63 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Anymore? The onion is, and always has been, dead serious.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Even the jokes.

Especially the jokes.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

“Me? A subversive political agent? No I am just a simple tailor as you can see, look around my shop and all you will find are handmade jokes created by the best craftsman in the Alpha Quadrant”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Jokes you say hmm?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Already, our trained technicians are navigating through the website and deleting every instance of the letter “T.” Soon, they will move onto the letter “E.”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Haha, guess I could have read it a bit closer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Yah I would hink so

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bu he onion news nework needs he leer E!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Bu h onion nws n work nds h lr !

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Oh no! Wha will w do wihout and ?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

That seems to be their article announcing the takeover, if so, that's a pretty great way to prove they have the same sense of humour and intentions.

Also, looking forward to new episodes of onion news network. Hope they can get some of the original staff back too, the "morning show" hosts were awesome.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That fucking iWheel keyboard had me dying when it came out. "with a single button you can type anything you want."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Who did the Mactini video? They've got a similar 'one button to type' gag.