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[-] TeddE@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

🙄 C'mon, we expect better from you.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Posters!

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@loopy we have standards around here. 😜

[-] loopy@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Standards? Reminds me of that 12-inch tall king…

Terrible leading, but made a great ruler

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Why can't noses be twelves inches long? Because then they would be a foot.

[-] Blaze@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

Thank you

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

This one is brilliant. Best joke on the whole channel :p

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