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No, this is the first I’m herring about it.
i thought this was gonna be "he was feeling crappy"
Carppy?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crappie
apparently it's spelled with an "ie"
I was waiting for the chips.
My answer was "He was being catfished" but it makes almost no sense here since catfishing is when someone lies about their identiity to someone else, not themselves.
this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2026
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