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The company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[-] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 day ago

This took me way too long to get.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 28 points 23 hours ago

How long, exactly? About three feet?

[-] sudo@lemmy.today 17 points 22 hours ago

You need to meter these jokes.

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

Especially if going to great lengths for a chuckle.

[-] bdot@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

just inching his way to his next joke

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I guarantee the next one won't measure up

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

I clicked the OP a few times thinking I didn't reach the joke yet lol

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 23 hours ago

Finally. A proper fucking dad joke.

[-] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 17 points 23 hours ago

They should. Meter sticks are superior.

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

Swiggity swoke I’m stealing your joke.

[-] nailingjello@piefed.zip 6 points 22 hours ago

But will they ever make them shorter?

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

We'll have to get a ruling on that call.

[-] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Wow this actually made me laugh....

[-] Steve@startrek.website 3 points 20 hours ago

I don't do drugs any more

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Well played!

[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

I spent too much time looking for a source article before I noticed where this was posted. Nicely done. oof. lol

this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2026

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