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I have a friend tell me he likes holes in the ground filled with water... I know he means well
My missus was telling me about a way to join two pieces of sheet metal together.
It was riveting.
You have to be careful with comments like that. You can really dig yourself into a hole ..
Alright you're grounded!
🏅
Not as boring as this joke.
Thats the point
No, the tip is the point. It’s usually pointed at whatever you’re boring a hole into.
I thought it was a bit.
She yearns for the mines
A stout, rugged lady.
Lameo
ITT
this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2026
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