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Took the L on this one

True. The start of the 1900s was no time for messin’ around and making babies. We had to go work in the mines

I proclaim thee Lord Lore-Lord

Ouhhh so much meme potential

So live free or blank hard?

Holy fuck, a tree pulling you out of your grave to make you forever watch what you did is the most metalest fucking thing

10/10 would read again

I also don’t get it but I’m gunna bully you anyway

The statute of ligma

I think they meant they want you to explain yourself for the scene you’re causing

I’ve been pronouncing it all-e-glucky

Just like a beehive with mace, it’s unbearable

Transmetropolitan (comic book) by Warren Ellis is everything you asked for, except the Punk element. Spider Jerusalem is a journalist that embodies everything about the aspect, though. He’s exceedingly anti-authoritarian, exists to antagonize societal and cultural norms, loud, in-your-face, and pretty much is everything punk except for the mohawk and circle pitting for 3-chord rebellious anthems.