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Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense

Oh, no, I just frequently use words where I philanthropy their meaning.

There was a lot of talk about how it looks like Donald Trump wears adult diapers, due to some “strange bulging” in pants. It was repudiated that some of his entourage (both as a reality TV star and as a president in the white house) also said that he smelled terrible.

All hearsay and conjecture. But also I personally don’t care enough for a full gas chromatographic analysis of his stink lines for confirmation.

Just say menses and womenses when in the plural

A large object or creature travelled through the centre of the web. The spider is nervous or relieved, either from the intensity or near-miss of the collision.

Just a quick safety PSA, bibles are only good for protecting against Judeo-Christian demons. I always recommend keeping an oonusa for yokai, a copy of Bhagavata Purana for preths, etc

I sleep with an exposed ass and unwashed bunghole. Have not been kidnapped or eaten yet

stares in racism

Thems deportation words ಠ_ಠ

This is actually how vets do it

That’s what my mom said so that’s all I have for source

GOTTA GO FAST (for lent)

I can’t wait to find out that Marika learned the ability to transform gender from Cap’n Crunch in the FromSoft x Quaker collab

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