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How do you write a lengthy, informative comment/post? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

The wall-o-text comments on Lemmy are the worst. No shame at all in not being that person.

title in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Marry.

Had to dig under my foundation. What should I put in the whole when they fill it in? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

A framed picture of Channing Tatum.

Some comedy writes itself innit in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 20 points 19 hours ago

I think the joke is it's a bunch of large gals in sequin dresses, and the sign suggests they epitomize British nightlife. Which may or may not be accurate, I'm unsure. But either way, it's a poorly formatted joke.

Facial Recognition That Tracks Suspicious Friendliness Is Coming to a Store Near You in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If it can detect suspicious unfriendliness, then I'm really in trouble.

How many do you recognize? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Is FlyingSquid Blocked?

Most of the trick-or-treaters have been skipping my house, and I finally figured out why in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They've grown up in a world where immediate gratification is expected.

I know every generation says that about younger generations, but perhaps that's because with every generation it just gets worse and worse.

Nobody came trick-or-treating :( in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I can sense the disappointment, I'm sorry to hear that.

I noticed in my neighborhood, all the kids and parents went trick or treating last Friday. Why, I have no idea, kind of fucking dumb. It's getting dark at 6PM, there should be no problem that Halloween is on a week night.

World’s fattest cat Crumbs dies weighing 38 pounds weeks after his stint at fat camp in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Sad. And ultimately avoidable.

How many do you recognize? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Kolonoskopy and Satan/Fart. The rest I dunno.

EDIT: Oh and jeff name-a jeff.

Most people aren't attracted to an entire gender so why do we frame attraction in those terms so much? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I don't wanna propagate.

another day, another tribute to "Dave's Web of Lies". This lie became my own personal mythology from like 2004-2009... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've been to Rapid City. The only thing mysterious and magical was leaving Rapid City. Though their pawn shops did deliver a bunch of well priced retro gaming stuff.

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In the 1988 film Big, the character Susan takes part in child grooming, when she pursues a relationship with Josh. (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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It's also implied that she engages in statutory rape.

She's unaware of Josh's real age though, so I don't know the legal or moral implications.

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Lemmy is better when you block all political communities and commentators (lemmy.sdf.org)
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The Remarkable Life of Ibelin (2024) (m.imdb.com)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I had been patiently waiting for this doc to drop on Netflix. I cried like a baby, multiple times. Very, very good.

Mats Steen, a Norwegian gamer, died of a degenerative muscular disease at the age of 25. His parents mourned what they thought had been a lonely and isolated life, when they started receiving messages from online friends around the world.

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when you get home from a long day at the lab and you can finally relax (lemmy.sdf.org)
 
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please rate my costume for the office party (lemmy.sdf.org)
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please respond (lemmy.sdf.org)
 
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Have you ever had a shit that smelled like a hair salon? (lemmy.sdf.org)
 

The chemicals maybe, I don't know which ones. I'm not a poop or perm expert.

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What does this emoji mean? Is this a British thumbs up? (lemmy.sdf.org)
 
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Sega Neptune Shell Rev4 (www.youtube.com)
 

I'm really excited about this. Particularly the mainboard that can be populated with Genesis and 32X circuitry.

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mpv script: watch-later-plus (github.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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There's no mpv community to share this to, so I figured the next best place was here.

I wrote a script that does two things:

  • Saves the watch_later file for the currently playing file every X seconds, if the file is not currently paused.
  • Saves a "watched" dummy file when the currently playing file exceeds a certain percentage of watch time.

Normally mpv saves the watch_later file for the currently playing file only if you gracefully quit. This isn't reliable enough for my tastes, so this timer makes better sure my last position is saved.

The second addition is purely for the benefit of additional scripting, inside or outside of mpv. The mpv-created watch_later files are intended to be impermanent, and I believe depending on settings are automatically removed once a file is played to 100%. I personally still want to keep track that I watched a specific video, even when the watch_later file is reset.

It probably goes without saying, but this script has only been tested in Linux.

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If you fart in a hot shower, you can smell it in Technicolor. (lemmy.sdf.org)
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If poop didn't smell, would a larger or a smaller percentage of the population have a poop fetish? (lemmy.sdf.org)
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